I mean,

  • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
  • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
  • They live right by the kitchen.
  • Their head of house teaches herbology.
  • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
  • Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY

Ha ha ha Me and some friends have had a similar conversation. We came up with the some fun replacement names. Dumbledude! Ron Weezey! Drunko Malfoy! I could go on forever. But I personally think that Slytherins would be alcoholics and downers except now i would think thier hour name would be slurtherins. Me and My friend eric wanted to make a spin off comic book of all of this haha. Dumbledude is my all time favorite.

retrogradeworks:

hellohappylisa:

I Are Cute Duckling AWW & I Am a Cute Duck AWW

ZOMG HE GREW UP

ALWAYS REBLOG DUCKIES

This is too fucking cute I swear. GREAT JESUS IT JUST MIGHT BE TOO MUCH I SAY I SAY!

Just pissed off.

Just pissed off.

mouthofthecave:

mouthofthecave:

I got a text from a number I don’t know so they got this in response

Update: my friend sent a mass text a couple days ago and her grandma replied to everyone and that’s who was texting me oh my godddd

That would be My sweet grand mother chris ha ha ha way to go buddy. she loves you!

mouthofthecave:

mouthofthecave:

I got a text from a number I don’t know so they got this in response

Update: my friend sent a mass text a couple days ago and her grandma replied to everyone and that’s who was texting me oh my godddd

That would be My sweet grand mother chris ha ha ha way to go buddy. she loves you!

sexologist:

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Dear Society,

If you think a woman in a tan vinyl bra and underwear, grabbing her crotch and grinding up on a dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive but you don’t think her dance partner is raunchy, trashy, or offensive as he sings a song about “blurred” lines of consent and…

everlytrue:

[by Ezgi Polat]

I want to do this. Right now!…….Or tomorrow morning c:

everlytrue:

[by Ezgi Polat]

I want to do this. Right now!…….Or tomorrow morning c:

bahahahaha!

uhmmmmm, yeah I want thaaaaat.

uhmmmmm, yeah I want thaaaaat.