- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
Ha ha ha Me and some friends have had a similar conversation. We came up with the some fun replacement names. Dumbledude! Ron Weezey! Drunko Malfoy! I could go on forever. But I personally think that Slytherins would be alcoholics and downers except now i would think thier hour name would be slurtherins. Me and My friend eric wanted to make a spin off comic book of all of this haha. Dumbledude is my all time favorite.