- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
Ha ha ha Me and some friends have had a similar conversation. We came up with the some fun replacement names. Dumbledude! Ron Weezey! Drunko Malfoy! I could go on forever. But I personally think that Slytherins would be alcoholics and downers except now i would think thier hour name would be slurtherins. Me and My friend eric wanted to make a spin off comic book of all of this haha. Dumbledude is my all time favorite.
ZOMG HE GREW UP
ALWAYS REBLOG DUCKIES
This is too fucking cute I swear. GREAT JESUS IT JUST MIGHT BE TOO MUCH I SAY I SAY!
I got a text from a number I don’t know so they got this in response
Update: my friend sent a mass text a couple days ago and her grandma replied to everyone and that’s who was texting me oh my godddd
That would be My sweet grand mother chris ha ha ha way to go buddy. she loves you!
If you think a woman in a tan vinyl bra and underwear, grabbing her crotch and grinding up on a dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive but you don’t think her dance partner is raunchy, trashy, or offensive as he sings a song about “blurred” lines of consent and…
[by Ezgi Polat]
I want to do this. Right now!…….Or tomorrow morning c: